Fic: He likes Shopping 1/1 (Lita/Punk) R

[awritinglilypea.livejournal.com]

Title: He Likes Shopping
Pairing: Lita/Punk
Rating: R
Complete: Yes.
Genre: Fluff, humour.
Prompt:10. Shopping//Table
Summary: He hated shopping, but maybe she was about to change that.
Warnings: Contains vague mentions of sex toys.



God he hated shopping. He hated it with a passion. He was feeling the need to commit arson, to light shopping malls on fire.

He hated carrying bags, trailing after his girlfriend and swore that she promised in the beginning of her relationship that she wouldn't do this to him yet here he is, following her through a mall and not giving him a damn thing.

She wouldn't even let him go into the dressing room with her while she tried on lingerie, a slight he was not going to forget any time soon because if he was paying for the goods he wanted to see them and when he'd said that she'd given him the look like he was going to be sleeping on the couch if he didn't smarten the fuck up.

“So I was thinking about how we could brighten up our intimate lives,” Amy said, snapping him back into focus almost immediately.

“Excuse me?” Phil didn't know whether to be offended or not.

“You heard me,” Amy replied, pulling him close once she'd gripped his hand and pulled him toward an adult store despite his protests.

“Amy we don't need anything sold there,” Phil told her, an offended look on his face as they entered the shop.

Amy led him toward a display of items and gestured, “look at that and tell me that.”

Phil looked up at the display and smirked, pulling her close and kissing her softly.

“I love shopping.”

Comments

[spunkyangel22.livejournal.com]

The idea of seeing them in a sex shop makes me giggle. Great story as always.

[awritinglilypea.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I can just imagine. I couldn't figure out what they would be looking at so it's up to your imagination.

[motorcitysky.livejournal.com]

Bwhaha, well he soon changed his mind didn't he?

This was too funny, I so got a visual of him trudging through the mall with a sour look on his face. Loved it :)

[awritinglilypea.livejournal.com]

Yes he did. Again, you get to figure out what she took him to in that store but my ex-gf who works in such a store gave me ideas and now the images are endless and definitely dirty.

[sweetrapture82.livejournal.com]

was gonna say, if that doesn't change his mind? haha.

Fantastic work on this, Ashley.

[awritinglilypea.livejournal.com]

Thank you :) You get to figure out what she took him to. The possibilities are endless.

[sparkly-shiny.livejournal.com]

She takes him into a sex shop, and he announces that he no longer hates shopping. Go figure. But he is just a man, after all.

I love that you didn't outright tell us what they were looking at, and let our imaginations run wild. Maybe that's not such a good thing for my dirty mind, but eh. I loved this and the flow of it. It was perfect.

[awritinglilypea.livejournal.com]

I love sex shops, I admit it. The stuff in there amuses me, and finding out what people are into is interesting if not a little shocking. My ex works in one, she gets the strangest people in there.

I can only imagine what you were thinking.

[sparkly-shiny.livejournal.com]

I was thinking lots of thoughts, and none of them good. Deliciously dirty ;)

I can't even step foot in one without turning purple. It's definitely interesting and I like looking around in them, but I usually get teased mercilessly. I can't help it!